PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.